30 Things to do before he became thirty years old ... It 's bullshit that a friend of mine sent me via mail, but it is nice.
The 30 things I do before I reach 30 years ... Let's see ... hmmm ... Many have already made and I still have 9 years to do what I'm missing.
1) Being arrested for something stupid or something you believe in but nothing particularly incriminating. (Thank God I is not happened yet ... but once I have two policemen pointed a gun and shouted "get off the car with his hands in sight !"... What experience guys!)
2) passionate about a genre of music that do not go to MTV. (Only one? So I continue ...)
3) to grow a goatee, the tail or dye their hair a strange color. (I have a goatee, not the tail and I have never dyed the color ... but I'm doing a little thought)
4) Go to a place where the passport is necessary. (I've been 4 times in Poland ... Once I was stopped at the border 28 hours because there were problems with the documents ... bad memories ...)
5) smoking French cigarettes and talk about Derrida and deconstruction . (I do not smoke and never will smoke, but I could talk about Derrida and deconstruction without problems ...)
6) Turn off television for a month and try to imagine what the people did before his invention. (How many times have I done? "Virtually every summer)
7) Learn the difference between Manet and Monet. (I know very well I would say yes ...: D)
8) Return video cassettes to rent before they end up costing more than going to the cinema. (Every time you rent at Blockbuster I'll take the fine for 1 or 2 days late on delivery ... ultimately hire very little!)
9) Call Grandma and nobody asks you. (I do it every day)
10) to cut the fantasies of killing every famous person with less than thirty years. (I never thought)
11) Show that you can do: make a plant to survive more than a year. (I had a tiny seedling, but I have not been able to bring it to life more than a couple of seasons ... I'll try again?)
12) read 100 books of which 50 are written before the Second World War. (Maybe I've already read 100 books, but I doubt that 50 of those were written before the Second World War ...)
13) Adjust the clock finally videregistratore. (I still have not learned ... damn technology!)
14) Buy something very, very expensive and you do not need that you can not afford but you love to distraction. (It is a thing I do very often ... Last unnecessary items that I bought was an arch of 250 € ... I promised myself I will learn to pull)
15) Learn to recycle. (Recycle paper, plastic and organic waste)
16) Prepare a dinner for eight people. (I have so many true friends to invite to dinner ...)
17) to cut to something harmful to your health as drinking, smoking or taking too much coffee. (Ognittanto drink a bit, I hate the smoke and make me some coffee ... I'm disgusted by addiction, then this is not at risk)
18) to be lenient with something harmful to your health as drinking, smoking or taking too many coffee. (But this is not a contradiction?)
19) Sleeping with your partner at home. (With my ex ... many memories ...)
20) Stop taking the New Year resolutions that you can not keep. (Sometimes I can not keep that promise, I promise the impossible by nature ... I do not think I can change before 30)
21) Put in mind that from now on more and more people will be more successful young you. (Never had a problem with that ...)
22) Let them beat by your father in some challenge. (He is always smarter, stronger and stronger. He always won, my father is the man I want to become)
23) Stop calling the old partners and riaggangiare. (Some partners feel they still do not see why I should never stop referring to.)
24) change jobs at least three times. (For now I've made 2 at once ...)
25) Remember the birthday and the anniversary of your parents. (I will remember birthdays, anniversary, I never knew)
26) Start a sport you can do well at sixty as swimming, golf or tai-chi. (Game of cards and I'm also thinking to enroll in a course of bowling, when I retired I will be fat and very good ...)
27) Stop being terrified that your parents have sex. (And as I was born?)
28) Write a novel or set up a band. (In the novel, I try always to the group ... I can not sing and do not sound very good ... I really like the guitar, but still not very good)
29) Accept the fact that thirty years you'll still have made your first billion. (Of this ... I'm not sure ...)
30) Relax! (The calm is instinctive part of my character)
How nice! How nice!
Now I know what I do in the next 9 years ...